Why You Should Marry Your Sibling

You won’t have to put a new name on the mailbox after marriage.

♠

Your children can call their mother by the seldom used term, “Auntie Mom”.

♠

Thanks to sibling rivalry, when you fight as a married couple, you will already have some great insults saved up.

♠

If you marry your sibling and your offspring marries one of your grandparents, your family tree can only be represented in a four-dimensional hyper-prism.

♠

With a sibling as a spouse, you’ll have someone with a lot of shared life experiences: Like making bad decisions and, of course, the incest.

♠

There is a greater likelihood that a recessive trait will emerge in any offspring a sibling couple might have. Sometimes these traits are dangerous birth defects; but, other times the child might get X-Man-type powers… The only drawback being that Magneto will keep dropping by with job offers…

♠

This is important: YOU’LL ONLY NEED TO ATTEND ONE FAMILY REUNION!

♠

Remember that joke where the redneck says, “I want you to meet my wife and sister” and only one woman is standing there? You can LIVE that joke.

♠

When a friend describes an experience he’s had as “a lot like kissing your sister”, have the restraint not to exclaim, “Oh boy!”

♠

Children of siblings can be very successful… One example is the deformed banjo-player in Deliverance… oh! And, Ted Danson!