Google Q and A on Eggs

How likely is salmonella in the United States? If you ate four raw eggs a day, you’d get the disease, on average, once every 13.7 years. So, at 13.6 years, switch to cereal for a few weeks to reboot.

Is it safe to eat eggs now, with bird flu? No, doctors still recommend eating eggs WITHOUT bird flu.

Why do Mexicans not refrigerate eggs? Mexico and several other nations, have the practice of NOT washing eggs before they are sold, leaving the protective cuticle to block salmonella… We wash eggs here in the United States. If we didn’t, child welfare would be all over us…

How many ways are there to cook an egg? Chefs like to say there are a hundred ways. This includes multiple species of boiled, scrambled, poached and irradiated by a 1950’s television set.

Why do chefs add water to eggs? Adding water to eggs helps create fluffier scrambled eggs. If you’re having fried eggs and the chef is adding water, you might inadvertently offended him.

Can eggs make you hallucinate? For the last time, “No!”; and, QUIT TEASING Google’s AI.

What is the 555 method for cooking hard-boiled eggs? In the twenties and thirties, to achieve a socialist paradise, eggs created several projects aimed at improvements in industrialization and centralization of power.

Aren’t you confusing eggs with Bolshevik communism? Aren’t eggs the one with perestroika?

No. Then what did I put on my eggs this morning???

How many eggs a day are too much? If you are eating them, one or two eggs are safe. If the Spanish Inquisition is stacking them onto your chest to extract a confession, no more than thirty dozen.

Can I eat an egg with a red dot? If the red dot doesn’t mind watching you eat.