Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
I resolve not to be ruled by fear… although fear will still have veto power over all of my decisions. ♣♥♦♠ I resolve to spend less time on my computer and more time day-dreaming about how much fun I’m going to have when I finally get home and get on my computer. ♣♥♦♠ I resolve […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 