Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[Deb asked for this one. I managed to get Terse Llama to interview the actor although she assured me that she didn’t want to] Vin Diesel: Okay, I’m here. Let’s get this over with—what’s the matter? Terse Llama: Sorry, but for a second I thought I was being attacked by a side of beef. Thank […]
Read More Interview with Vin DieselMy car takes alcohol instead of gas. It runs great but it gets into a lot more fights than my old car… ☺ They say that Monopoly is the game of capitalism and they are RIGHT. At the end of both there is one rich guy and several really pissed off losers. ☺ We argued […]
Read More Random Thoughts We All Have SoughtI want a car with one-wheel drive for spinning in tight circles. ☻ I want the finest caviar so I can show it to my second-finest caviar and maybe inspire it to WORK HARDER! ☻ I want a cranberry bog… partly because I like cranberries and partly because it seems like a great place to […]
Read More What i wantThe Autopsy I must say, she took the fact that she destroyed my life and my ability to trust anyone ever again pretty well… almost heroically. But, I mostly blame myself for trusting her. If jealousy is a green-eyed monster, complacency is a different monster probably with different colored eyes. Always assume the worst. That […]
Read More love and other bad ideas, final pt[Part One, Part Two and Part Three here] “You seem distant”, Simone tells me. “Nonsense”, I exclaim from the hallway, “I can still make out your hair color and general build from here” “Is something wrong?” Something? EVERYTHING! I’m trapped, trapped like a rat in a trap or a deer in a sports car. My […]
Read More love and other bad ideas, pt four
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 