Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Why do we need to pay money for stuff? Because most stores have security cameras. ♥ How does the moon stay in the sky? A combination of gravity, centrifugal force and peer pressure. ♥ Why do people die? Mostly to avoid paying off their student loans. ♥ Why do I have to eat my vegetables? […]
Read More More Questions My Children Asked MeHuckleberry Hound was first televised in 1958. His show was created for a children’s cereal to sponsor. It was a bold move because, researchers knew how kids would react to a yellow dog and to a green dog but to predict how they’d react to a blue dog, they had to extrapolate. ♥ Huckleberry Hound’s […]
Read More I Dog You with Huckleberry Hound FactsIt makes them far easier to mail. ● With kids safely in crates, you’ll be able to keep your poisons and cleaning supplies within easy reach. ● It helps them to appreciate the right to stand upright, which our forefathers died for. ● Keeping children in crates helps prepare them for careers as mimes. ● […]
Read More I Go Dark: Benefits of Raising Children in Crates[Don’t blame me. Deb and Robyn made me do this one] I’m not sorry I finally screwed up the courage to tell your wealthy aunt what I thought of her. I AM sorry she was on the toilet when I did it… ♥ I’m not sorry I gave you my honest opinion of your latest […]
Read More I’m NOT SorryI’m sorry I terrified a bunch of children by acting like I was violently insane; I truly thought I heard hiccups. ♦ I’m sorry I watched Friday the Thirteenth with your kids but I felt that it was well past time that they learned about eye-gouging. ♦ I’m sorry I made you jealous by paying […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 