I’m Sorry, But…

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I’m sorry I terrified a bunch of children by acting like I was violently insane; I truly thought I heard hiccups.

I’m sorry I watched Friday the Thirteenth with your kids but I felt that it was well past time that they learned about eye-gouging.

I’m sorry I made you jealous by paying extra attention to your cousin but the undertaker did a great job on her.

I’m sorry I ate the second to last piece of pie but you shouldn’t have eaten the last piece before that.

I’m sorry about the mess I made on your carpet and next time will gut whatever deer I bring over in your garage.

I’m sorry I’m late. I tried a new shortcut but the soccer players wouldn’t get out of my way.

I’m sorry I yelled at you but you looked like you were a lot further away.

I’m sorry I insulted your mother but, taking into account her age, I thought she’d be more at peace with the horsiness of her face…

I’m sorry I forgot your birthday. I’ve only recent switched from the Julian to the Gregorian Calendar.

I’m sorry I kissed you. It wasn’t on purpose. I was just trying to talk into your mouth.

22 thoughts on “I’m Sorry, But…

      1. I’m not sorry that I fooled my dogs into thinking they were going on a walk and bathed them instead. They’re misery made my lockdown 🥳

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