Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
White pepper: Gourmets say that the white pepper gives a musky flavor to the vanilla ice cream; and, isn’t that our biggest gripe with plain vanilla? Not enough musk? ◙ Green tea: On a good day, green tea tastes like a mud puddle in a spinach garden. Some people WILL enjoy this flavor because a […]
Read More Real Ice Cream Flavors that Make You Question EverythingSome people fast before going to an all-you-can-eat buffet when just purging in the parking lot is sufficient. ♠ Most people prefer the buffet items that are one row back from the front because those get sneezed on a lot less. ♠ Don’t fill up on bread. If it is a Chinese food buffet, don’t […]
Read More All You Can Eat? Challenge AcceptedMake your turkey a week ahead of time, then eat it and tell everyone Thanksgiving is canceled. ☼ Hors d’oeuvres can be made easily and quickly if you have Greek olives, Gryere cheese, crackers and an experienced chef who knows what to do with those things. ☼ Salad can be made faster if you break […]
Read More Thanksgiving HacksI’m thankful for Byzantine architecture because, without it, a lot of Turks would’ve had to sleep out in the rain. ☻ I’m thankful for my children because they can be used as collateral in large drug deals. ☻ I’m thankful for turnips, especially the one that unclogged my bathtub… although, on reflection, that might have […]
Read More Stuff I’m Thankful for Part 2If I’d just spent an evening with the best hypnotist EVER… ◙ If the only two foods available were Red Lobster entrees and Elmer’s Glue and someone snapped up the glue before I could. ◙ If I knew a lobster that I had a grudge against was in one of their tanks. ◙ If I’d […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 