Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Artichokes are very versatile. They can be boiled, roasted, baked, deep fried, smothered, shot or run over when they stand in the crosswalk. They are the perfect vegetable for when you crave something that looks like a pine cone and tastes like nothing. ♦ If you must break out of jail, you can carve a […]
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Read More The Goose Who Understood Alcohol: A Fable[NASA announced that they are sending astronauts back to the Moon. Why? And, why now?] Buzz Aldrin thinks he dropped his cuff-link. ֎ Yes, housing prices are getting THAT high here on Earth. ֎ NASA engineers are tired having nothing to do all day. If they couldn’t keep busy working on the details of a […]
Read More Why We are Going Back to the MoonThe Captain re-purposes the crew cabins to the “indoor swimming deck”… ֍ Enterprising stewards are selling partial ownership in some of the lifeboats. ֍ Working-class teenagers onboard are rushing to finish their nude sketches of Kate Winslet. ֍ The ship’s captain gave a “field promotion” to the ship’s photographer and is nowhere to be found. […]
Read More When to Think about Quitting the Ship You are onWhen talking to your partner in front of your cat, you spell words you don’t want her to u-n-d-e-r-s-t-a-n-d… ♠ You refer to your dog as your “child” and buy a genetics survey to prove it. ♠ Sometimes, you let the dog sleep in your bed so she won’t be lonely. ♠ The rest of […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 