Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[Recommended by George] It makes me happy when we get acid rain on “Take Your Baking Soda to Work Day” ☺ What makes me happy? A warm kitten; if I’m on a diet, half a warm kitten… ☺ I’m happy to watch the sun rise each day because, without it, I’d still be living the […]
Read More Stuff that makes me happy[Slowly getting over my massive depression. I hope you enjoy this] There is no joy so great that it cannot be completely crushed by a “check engine” light. ֍ If you eat a handful of licorice jelly beans and then drink a pint of gin, when you burp, it will taste like absinthe… ֍ The […]
Read More TruthsMy girlfriend came to me and said, “I don’t think you respect me as a person. I don’t think you see me as an equal in our relationship” “Who let you out of your cage?”, I demanded. ♠ When I was in court on murder charges (SECOND degree murder… don’t get excited), I decided to […]
Read More Olio, Hodgepodge and the Great Texas Dynamite ChaseHay should not be confused with straw. Hay is a bundle of dried vegetation used mostly as animal-feed. Straw is what they put up to keep dirt bike racers from flying into the spectators. ☺ Hay is given to livestock when desirable food is unavailable. The same reason people drink almond milk. ☺ If hay […]
Read More Hey! Hay Facts that Might be the Last Straw[If you search for answers in Google, it often shows “related questions”. I have answered some of these questions and you are welcome] What would happen if I touch a star? With most visible stars, you’d burn up immediately; however, you CAN touch a brown dwarf… just get his permission, first. Will humans ever reach […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 