Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[This one was tougher than it looks so be kind] If you had a million monkeys typing on a million typewriters for a million years, eventually, one of them would write Hamlet. But, Hamlet’s already been written so it might be better to use your monkeys and typewriters for something else. ֎ If you had […]
Read More A Million TypewritersA romantic dinner is a great way of showing your love for a woman and it’s a good chance to watch her eat, in order to gauge how heavy she’ll get after marriage. To gauge how heavy you’ll get, just add ten pounds for each candy bar you ate on your way to pick her […]
Read More Still More Valentines Tips for GuysAs is my custom, I was watching a 1960s sex comedy because I need to see Tony Randall at least once a week or I will fall ill; plus, it’s the only time I get to hear Patti Page say the word, “Metrocal”. In this movie, Boys Night Out, one of the beds has a […]
Read More Mirrors on the Ceiling (Rant)[Deb asked for this. Blame her!] Before the sixteenth century, women were forbidden to eat artichokes because of their supposed aphrodisiac qualities. Then, men actually thought about the implications of that. ♥ The artichoke was named the Official Vegetable of Monterrey County in California, replacing the guy who’d been in a coma there since 1993. […]
Read More Fun Facts About Artichokes[This one is kind of autobiographical… tell no one!] Your dad spends an entire afternoon explaining to you how best to head-butt a bouncer. ♪ You go to a family wedding and they need a best man and a maid of honor because the bride and groom got into a fist fight with the ones […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 