Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
For one thing, his beak can hold more than his belly-can (and, I don’t know how in the hell-he-can). ☺ He may be a smelly sea bird but he’ll be way more believable as a superhero than Ant-man. ☺ One of its superpowers could be vomiting a torrent of partially digested fish at his foes. […]
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Read More How to Fake AmnesiaThere are no gunfights, car chases, martial arts and, if there IS a topless scene, it happened while I was in the bathroom. ♦ They call it “Citizen” Kane, but you never get to see his long form birth certificate. ♦ He called his sled, “Rosebud”, which is not a sled name. Sleds have names […]
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Read More Random Thoughts on SexA chain of strip clubs at nudist camps all over the world. ☻ An on-line dating service specifically for people who don’t own computers. ☻ A non-OSHA version of Minecraft where the ceiling caves in at random and no one bothers to look for you. ☻ A line of low-calorie enemas. ☻ Rememberance of Things […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 