Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
So I can perform an Avatar-based puppet show using only my hands. ☺ If someone asks me if I’m feeling blue, I can show them my arms and scream, “Yes! It’s a chronic condition, thank you!” ☺ I needed a topic on which to write on; and, the research for “Why I Stapled My Privates” […]
Read More Why I Dyed My Arms BlueEarly psychoanalysts charged very little for their couch sessions; they made most of their money checking for loose change between the cushions after the patient left. ♣ The vast majority of people with mental health problems are no more likely to be violent than any other American… which makes them VERY likely to be violent. […]
Read More Facts about PsychiatryOne of the big drawbacks to communism is that you cannot own property; capitalism, on the other hand, allows ownership of things but I just discourages it, strongly. It’s pretty much the same economic model: Give the people just enough so your head doesn’t end up on a pike on the six o’clock news; but, […]
Read More You Own NOTHING: Free Market CommunismGarlic can Cure Covid: It is true that garlic can keep you from getting covid if you eat enough of it that no one will want to get close to you; however, the only thing garlic has ever cured is a bland marinara sauce. ♦ Wearing a Face-Mask will Push the Covid Virus into Your […]
Read More Covid and Vaccine MythsNever go to bed angry. Discuss your issues with your spouse until you both come to the realization that you’ll never be compatible; then, you can go to bed sad. ♥ Sometimes you need to do something your spouse likes. This might be a baseball game; or, a nice drink at an upscale bar where […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 