Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
[Deb made this request… blame her!] The venom of a blue-ringed octopus can paralyze an adult human in just a couple of minutes. So, if you have doubts about your humanity or age, get bitten by a blue-ringed octopus and see what happens. ☼ An octopus will grab a coconut shell and set it up […]
Read More Facts about Octopuses that Will Do You No ArmAbstract: As shown in Parker, Weiss, et al[1]; Franklin, Rodman[2]; and, Ribbit, Ribbit and Hopp[3], liver function values, many of which were found in a discarded nylon stocking, can be mapped against elapsed time measured in drams and plotted logarithmically to form a straight line with a slope of delta-G over the number of times […]
Read More Abstract Views: A PartialOklahomans spend about 3.5 million days hunting every year. What are they hunting for? Their top soil… ☻ During World War Two, Boise City, Oklahoma was mistakenly bombed by our Air Force. The military was torn between trying to cover up their error or just destroying the rest of the state. ☻ Oklahoma is one […]
Read More Fun Facts about OklahomaSo I can perform an Avatar-based puppet show using only my hands. ☺ If someone asks me if I’m feeling blue, I can show them my arms and scream, “Yes! It’s a chronic condition, thank you!” ☺ I needed a topic on which to write on; and, the research for “Why I Stapled My Privates” […]
Read More Why I Dyed My Arms BlueEarly psychoanalysts charged very little for their couch sessions; they made most of their money checking for loose change between the cushions after the patient left. ♣ The vast majority of people with mental health problems are no more likely to be violent than any other American… which makes them VERY likely to be violent. […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 