Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
Evangelicals: “Check the group we baptized, yesterday, and see if one is missing” ♠ Philosopher: “In life we are pulled along by fate while our false notions of a free will give us hope; and, in death the current still pulls us forward while we look on, unable to slow time or even comprehend the […]
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Read More Why You should Own a Deaf Dog[I’m not happy with this one but out it goes to you, the reader, anyway. Tomorrow’s will be better, I hope] The Wright Brothers built the first plane in Ohio; but, took it to North Carolina to fly it, partly because of the high winds at Kitty Hawk but mostly because they just wanted to […]
Read More Fun Facts About OhioI’m about two-thirds of the way through knitting an entire airport… including the x-ray machine. ☻ I am making a list of the great things I’ve done; and, I am making a list of stupid things I’ve done. I’ll subtract the stupid things from the great things and, if I get a positive number, I […]
Read More What Have I Been Doing, LatelyAre bananas good for anxiety? They are, unless you have a morbid fear of bananas. ♦ How can apples benefit you? If you stand next to one, you’ll feel taller. ♦ Do apples cleanse your body? Maybe… but if you’re a cop, you have to tell them, right? ♦ I hear eating two cups of […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 