Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
All elevators are equipped with mechanical brakes that will stop the falling elevator just seconds after you soil your pants. ♣ If your elevator is plummeting, try pressing all the buttons. Maybe it will find a floor it likes. ♣ If others are in the elevator while it falls, try to calm them by shrieking […]
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Read More Poker Facts that Leave Me FlushI resolve not to be ruled by fear… although fear will still have veto power over all of my decisions. ♣♥♦♠ I resolve to spend less time on my computer and more time day-dreaming about how much fun I’m going to have when I finally get home and get on my computer. ♣♥♦♠ I resolve […]
Read More New Year’s Resolutions 2023A textbook on American Sign Language written in braille. ◙ Roll-off deodorant because sometimes I change my mind and want to get sweaty and stink. ◙ A zombie-dog like from Pet Semetary so, if I needed to board the dog while on vacation, I could just leave at a kill-shelter and, by the time they […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 