Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
The slower you drive, the better your fuel efficiency; so, if you have to go somewhere, go there in reverse and when you get home you’ll have more fuel than when you started. ♣ Smaller cars have better fuel efficiency. Yes, for those of us over six feet tall, these cars are pet cages with […]
Read More I’m Tired of Energy Conservation TipsIt’s surprising how often we answer with, “It was my pleasure” when we actually mean, “It was a gigantic pain in the ass”. ☺ I don’t mind dying young as long as I can do it when I’m ninety. ☺ Often, I was awakened out of a sound sleep because my wife needed her calves […]
Read More Yeah, I’m Back…(Kind of)Tigers are solitary creatures so it is unlikely he’ll be sharing my personal information with any of his friends. ♠ Human tax preparation can charge as much as three hundred dollars; whereas, a tiger can be paid in goat carcasses. ♠ No matter how poorly a human prepares your taxes, it is illegal to shoot […]
Read More Why I Had a Tiger Prepare My TaxesFour-sided D&D die: An equilateral pyramid with the point straight up. Can cause stigmata-like injuries for anyone walking to the bathroom in the dark. Dungeons and Dragons never needed a four-sided die. This was created specifically to cripple nerds who don’t keep their rooms neat. Jacks: Jacks are another caltrop disguised as a toy. The […]
Read More Things You Don’t Want to Step onIt is important that the hostage-taker relate to you. Show him you aren’t so different by taking a hostage yourself. Hell, take HIM as a hostage and make one of your demands that he let the hostages go. ● Some or all of the hostages might have Stockholm Syndrome so, if you are within earshot, […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 