Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
If a penguin joins a convent, you can’t tell if it is wearing a habit or walking around naked like some kind of pervert. Male penguins, nesting at the South Pole, incubate eggs. This is a good thing, because if they did it in a populated area, females of other species might get ideas. Penguins […]
Read More Some Semi-Formal Facts about Penguins[My posts don’t have the quality I like so I’m going to take a week off to recharge] If you take a bag of gummi bears and stand them up facing you, you can practice speaking before a crowd. A handful of gummi bears can block a sucking chest wound, although I’d still see a […]
Read More Things You can do with Gummi BearsNote that this test will count for one-fifth of your grade. Your best test will count twice and your worst test grade will be dropped. If you can calculate your grade before I post it, you get an automatic ‘A’; unfortunately, that ‘A’ will be dropped and your worst grade will be counted twice, so […]
Read More Your Astronomy TestHow did Saturn get its name? Someone named it. No, seriously… where did the name “Saturn” come from? Saturn was the father of the Olympian gods, most known for eating his own children… a direct result of his being on the Atkins Diet. How big are Saturn’s rings? About a quarter million miles in diameter […]
Read More FAQs about SaturnScientists theorize that Mars once looked a lot like the Earth, with liquid oceans on its surface and a thicker atmosphere; but, it lost all that by being conceited. Mars still has water at its poles in the form of ice, indicating that Santa Claus might live there part of the year. This theory is […]
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Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 