Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes
Funnier than a sharp stink in your eye…
As is my custom, I was watching a 1960s sex comedy because I need to see Tony Randall at least once a week or I will fall ill; plus, it’s the only time I get to hear Patti Page say the word, “Metrocal”. In this movie, Boys Night Out, one of the beds has a […]
Read More Mirrors on the Ceiling (Rant)I think what two people do in the privacy of their own sex dungeon is between them and the paramedics. ◙ They say if you are strangled during orgasm, it makes the experience more intense; to be fair though, ANYTHING you do while being strangled will be more intense… ◙ Of all the things to […]
Read More Random Thoughts on SexPutting a mirror by the bed. Having sex with a ventriloquist. Making love to a woman who answers to two different names. Copulating on a fresh grave. Sex with one woman who has two heads. Fornicating with a woman who complains incessantly about her sister. Sex with a woman wearing a t-shirt with another woman’s […]
Read More How to Simulate a Menage a TroisVirgin births happen quite often in history and lore. Anthropologists think that, in the case of most virgin births, the sex that brought about pregnancy was just very very forgettable. ♀ In the Middle Ages, virgins were used to attract unicorns. If a virgin sat still in the woods long enough, a unicorn would come […]
Read More This is My First Time Writing about VirginityWith younger women, there is far less likelihood of a conversation about her clogged bile duct. A younger woman can use your rambling, go-nowhere stories of your youth in her history class. Younger women make great “trophy wives”; but, never EVER have one engraved. A young girlfriend destroys the confidence of your ex-wife to the […]
Read More In Praise of Younger Women
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 