Rejected Christmas Shows…

Charlie Brown’s Hanukkah: Charlie Brown and Linus Van Pelt spend the weekend arguing about Linus’ use of Charlie Brown in his stand-up routine. Later, they come to terms with their homosexuality, once in the kitchen, then twice more the next day in the living room… How the Grinch Escalated the War on Christmas: The […]

The Case for National Brothelism

Recently, I read an article about a British woman who, because of her great weight (mid 300’s), was being paid by men to be crushed under her bulk. The article begins with a brief description of her failed marriage, followed by an overview of how one becomes a professional man-crusher. It was a stirring tale […]

A Word or Two on Explosions

I saw that a five-year-old, in Modesto, California, was suspended for a few days for claiming to have a bomb in his backpack. Frankly, I don’t think that anyone was in any immediate danger because five-year-olds are hopeless when it comes to detonators; and, their explosives seldom go off regardless of the detonators because their […]

Some Thoughts on Taxigami

A few years ago, being unemployed and without prospects, I gambled and spent my last six thousand dollars on a one hour synergy seminar at the Holiday Inn ballroom near where my doctor used to live. And, from that little pep talk, I formed the germ of an idea… but the realization of that idea […]

Ode to Thomas Chong

I like drugs They remind me of my grandma’s hugs although sometimes you have to let go . Like when your little cousin dumps your stash across your lawn Don’t waste your time and energy Forget it, man. It’s gone . Or, when the sheriff’s at your door so you flush it down the john […]