I want one of those calves that is born with two heads because I already bought the two little hats.
I want to have a lesbian relationship. I know that I’m a guy, but I think it would help me to relate… plus, I get tired of always being the one to open the pickle jars.
I want to hunt the homeless for sport… not to hurt them but to kill them with KINDNESS. After we get them out of the nets, of course.
I want a pet ladybug because there are a lot of aphids hanging around out in the parking lot and I don’t like the looks of them…
I just want ONE posthumously-published book of poems signed by the author.
I want to meet the girl of my dreams… the dream about the sweet pretty girl, not the one where the girl pulls her face off and throws it at me.
I want a glow-in-the-dark catheter.
I want that satisfied feeling that one gets after a good hard days work but I’d like to get it after a day of sitting in front of the television in my underwear.
I want all those things that money just can’t buy; and, I’ll pay double for them.
I want to live like there’s no tomorrow and live tomorrow like I really overreacted the previous day…
You do know that ladybugs are homicidal killers?
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Is there any other kind of killer?
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Knife wielding maniacs????
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Aren’t they also homicidal?
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tell that you want all this to the girl in dreams, she might stop throwing off her face
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Face-throwing is a deal-breaker as far as I’m concerned…
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A glow in the dark catheter. Brilliant… but beware of light seeking moths.
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When they lay their eggs, things can get complicated…
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Or more interesting, depends on your point of view.
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Sounds perfect to me, except I’d have to change zoning to keep the calf.
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And, buy a hat-blocker…
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I once tried to get a posthumously-published book by an alcoholic ghost writer. The spirit was willing but the lush was weak. 😦
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I suddenly feel great empathy for those who have to listen to my puns…
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Like (tried unsuccessfully several times to click on “Like”)
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Happens to me when I look at other sites a lot. I don’t really care about like, though. I love the comments…
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…all in 1 day? 🙂
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And, what a day that would be, eh?
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