We will be able to learn a lot from their ancient civilization and they might also be delicious.
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We need someone to blame our economy on.
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If I piss off everyone here on Earth, I’ll need a couch to sleep on…
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Sigourney Weaver needs the exercise.
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We could invite them to join the Confederacy of Planets; and, by the time they’ve learned our language and looked up what the “Confederacy” was, most of them will already be in chains picking our tomatoes.
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It would show that we aren’t alone in the universe, which is good because we here on Earth are really getting on each other’s nerves.
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We might finally find a living creature who can eat scrapple.
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If they are tall, very strong and blue, we could breed with them to produce offspring that, if they aren’t tall and strong, will at least be a lot easier to spot in a crowd at the mall.
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We could teach them the history of mankind, carefully omitting what we tend to do to indigenous natives.
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If we tell them that our plastic waste and disposable diapers are our currency, they might let us dump them on their planet.
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If they are underwater life forms, meeting them will be as simple as finding out what they eat and putting it on a hook.
Fingers crossed they eat kale and tofu as well.
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That would solve a lot of problems, wouldn’t it?
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It would destroy all religion as we know it and we would finally be able to tax the churches.
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OR, create a super-religion that spans the universe! Evangelactical!
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…Rewrite the Bible…what’s your first passage?
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In the beginning, God was created by the heavens and the Earth.
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I just put this on my FB timeline: “I’m rewriting the Bible. What’s my first line?” If I get a lot of hate posts, I’ll remove. LOL!.
My first line might be something like: You are here. That is the beginning.
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Sending 7.8 billion to Mars is a BIG problem. Thank you 😊
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