We’re Done For!
Someone took my calendar and they
removed all instances of the seventh day.
Last Saturday I took a look
and my entire body shook
Because, I realized to my sorrow
there was no tomorrow.
What Every Child Wants You to Know
It’s obscene
the amount of effort is takes to stay clene
but, staying dirty, smelly and greasy
is pretty easy.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
😅. Love them, I always seem to loose a day 😊
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At the end of your life, you’ll end up with a whole bunch of extra days you never used, Deb.
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I’ll use them to find all those odd socks 🧦
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Really! They took Sunday! Why couldn’t it have been a work day!
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Republicans would’ve filibustered it…
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Since the husband retired, I have no idea what day is. You could easily remove one and I’d never notice..
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How do you know they haven’t already?
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I don’t!
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We were born to roll in the dirt and quickly jump into the river later…
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When I was a kid, after I’d taken my bath, the water was opaque…
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What would the Catholic Church do minus Sunday?
Make it a sin not to go to Mass on Monday!
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At most
They’d have to distribute the host…
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Wonderful! What do I have to pay to get you to try a nursery rhyme for my contest?
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What are the rules?
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🤔 Basically to parody a common four-line stanza and write a nursery rhyme. I just parodied nursery rhymes for mine.
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