Why is my frog stiff and not moving? Often, a calcium-deficiency will cause symptoms like that. If your frog gets plenty of calcium, he might just be “planking”.
What species of frog can freeze solid and then come back to life? Canada’s Zombie Wood Frog survives Canadian winters by freezing solid and then reviving. As its name implies, though, if you are bitten by a Zombie Wood Frog and then you die, you will rise from the grave as a Canadian, doomed to walk the Earth in search of back-bacon, cheese curds and a pee wee hockey match.
What makes frogs suddenly go silent? It could be higher temperatures at which frogs croak less; or it could be that one of them said, “Dane Cook is my favorite comedian”
How long do pet frogs live? Until your cat figures out how to get into their tank.
What happens if you touch a frog then touch your eye? Legally, you’ll have to marry the frog.
How do you tell if a frog is male or female? Thick pads on its thumbs might indicate a male. Often you have to move the frog’s massive penis to one side to find these pads.
For how long did frogs live along-side dinosaurs? Until they were stepped on.
What is the largest frog? The Goliath Frog at over six pounds.
How do I kill a Goliath Frog? With a sling and a tiny rock.
Are there over ten thousand species of frog? No, but we can dream, can’t we?
Do some frogs have hair? No, the Hairy Frog of Central Africa actually has hair-like dermal papillae. It also has retractable bone claws; and, if the inhabitants of Central Africa haven’t led us astray, they make a pretty good sandwich.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Thanks C, now all I want is a frog sandwich 🥪
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Watch for tiny bones, Deb!
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What does one spread on a retractable bone claw sandwich… mustard or mayo?
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Garlic mayo and capers…
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I don’t know how frequently this question is asked, but I’m dying (or should I say CROAKING) to know: Was Kermit a hermit before sticking around on SESAME STREET?
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Kermit and Burt
Were introvurts
What’s more
Big Bird was an attention-whore…
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“What happens if you touch a frog then touch your eye? Legally, you’ll have to marry the frog.”
I giggled out loud!
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I can’t take credit because it was Google generating the questions. I only answered them as best I could…
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You get credit—it’s your answer that made me giggle.
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The question I’d like answered: is it Wednesday, my dude?
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That’s a coincidence! I’ve been working on a movie script that blends existentialism with stoner humor. I’m calling it, “Dude, Why’s My Car?”
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And then…?
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And then… Along came Jones. Tall thin Jones. Slow walkin’ Jones… Slow talkin’ Jones. Along came long lean lanky Jones. At least that’s what the Coasters have led us to believe…
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“if you are bitten by a Zombie Wood Frog and then you die, you will rise from the grave as a Canadian, doomed to walk the Earth in search of back-bacon, cheese curds and a pee wee hockey match.” 👏👏👏👏👏🤣
And…”How do you tell if a frog is male or female”? I’ll be laughing all day over THAT one 🤣🤣🤣
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Whenever I write about Canada, I always wonder if you’re reading it…
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I’ve been cocooning for many months now… It’s been a challenging year. I was so glad I checked in today when I read your post, C 🙂💕
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I might be having a similar year… but I don’t wanna presume…
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Pretty sure you can presume away, C… And sending you a big, understanding hug… xoxo 💕
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