Why Severely Depressed Men Make Better Husbands

Speaking as a man with severe chronic depression, I think that our value as a life partner has been largely ignored when it hasn’t been derided outright. But, there are a LOT of reasons why severely depressed men make good husbands; in fact, some of those reasons are just below… If your husband is unhappy, […]

Thoughts that are not Random, but Defy Efforts to Categorize Them

An indicator that you are listening to too much Amy Lee is that you are listening to Amy Lee. The Purge is a chilling tale of a future society where people are completely ignorant that a particular movie idea has been used before, many times… No one is so rich or powerful that they cannot […]

Stuff that I Hate More than the Other Stuff I Hate

Old women who use the term “Land sakes!” Children’s candy that is shaped like drugs. Dog names with more than two syllables. Syrup bottles shaped like heavyset women. Seems like a mixed message. When someone replaces my drugs with children’s candy. Sublime tribute bands who block my car in with their stupid van. Actually, I […]

My Worries are Written on the Wind and I Fear Wind

I’m so worried about getting chronic insomnia that I can hardly sleep at night. My greatest fear is wasting my time; but, I realized that I was worrying needlessly. I’m worried that some day, my life might pass before my eyes; and, when I get to the part of my life where my life passes […]

Colors that I Like Less Than the Others

Purple: Purple was the color of royalty because it took a big pile of stinking sea shells just to make one thing purple… and purple has never really gotten over itself. Now, anyone with a box of crayons can make purple… but, people like Donnie Osmond and Prince perpetuate the regality of the color purple, […]