Thoughts that are not Random, but Defy Efforts to Categorize Them

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There are penalties for teaming up with a rapper with no upper body strength

An indicator that you are listening to too much Amy Lee is that you are listening to Amy Lee.

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The Purge is a chilling tale of a future society where people are completely ignorant that a particular movie idea has been used before, many times…

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No one is so rich or powerful that they cannot enjoy the simple pleasure of watching poor people starve.

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There is a certain logic to hiring mercenaries that can be hired away by your enemies and that logic is called “flawed”…

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Enjoying peek-a-boo definitely isn’t hereditary. I play it with toddlers while in line at the grocery store and they love it. When I try the same game with their mothers, they get tired of it pretty quickly…

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It has been said that no one has ever gone broke appealing to the lowest common denominator. We can conclude from this that donkey sex shows and Adam Sandler movies are immune to failure…

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Having two different-sized breasts can be very helpful to a woman: If she wants a man to hear what she’s saying, she stands with the smaller side nearest; and, if she wants a man to completely ignore the content of what she’s saying, she could stand with the larger side nearest. Just don’t pirouette because you’ll give the man an aneurysm…

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Questioning the masculinity of a man just because he uses the word “gadfly” makes you no better than someone who does exactly the same thing.

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Do yo-yo champions have a code of conduct that they must follow? My gut says,“probably not”…

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Most people see human beings as the end point of the evolution of life on Earth. Those people don’t know the difference between a flat worm and an exceptional flat worm. I pity them…

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