Thoughts on Dog Tricks

Come When Called: This is probably the first thing you’ll try to teach a dog. REMEMBER: Smart dogs do NOT come when they are called. They are exploring the world. Why should the dog come to you when you call it? It already KNOWS what you smell like. Heel: Training a dog not to move […]

Ten Reasons You Cannot Get that Job You Want

Your resume is scribbled on the back of a Dove Bar wrapper. At the point in your interview where the recruiter asks if YOU have any questions, you respond with, “Oh, you’ve been talking to ME?” You list Hackey-Sack as one of your skills. You call your interviewer, “Ted”, despite the fact that she’s clearly […]

I Have “The Talk” with My 40 Year-Old Self

When a boy turns 40, his father has a special talk with him about “changes” that will be happening in his life… Pretty soon, you’ll be noticing girls… call you “sir” a lot. You’ll be growing hair in places you’ve never seen hair before… like your ears and your hairbrush. You’ll notice a lack of […]

New Psychiatrist Jokes that Look Like They are From the 1950s

A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office and says, “My elderly grandmother thinks she’s Superman” The doctor says, “Why don’t you bring her in?” And, the man replies, “She keeps flying away” A woman walks into a psychiatrist’s office and says, “My husband thinks he’s a zebra” The doctor replies, “Bring him in, I can […]

Wealth of Notions

If we ever go to an all-barter economy, gynecologists are going to have a rough time in retail establishments. € I used to make tiny gold bars out of scrap jewelry and kept them in a little bowl. In no time, I’d amassed a small fortune… € I broke a quarter into three pieces and […]