Rain, on your wedding day… unless the bride’s name is “Stormy”. If it is, you should really check into her past…
Finding out, after working beside her for years, that your twin sister was born on the exact same day as you were and in the same hospital…
Dreaming that the flight you will be taking for a work trip crashes, so refusing the next day to fly out, getting fired, sitting idle at home and what should come on television…? Crash.
A guy named “John” dying on a toilet while waiting for a prostitute. It might be considered ironic if it didn’t happen so damned often…
Spending so much time on your lottery “system” that you neglect to study for your probability class.
Naming your child “Caesar”, and watching him slowly work his way up the corporate ladder until he becomes a grape-picker in California.
Having a song stuck in your head while your head is stuck in a banister railing.
Picking up a ghost hitchhiker on a lonely country road, then finding out her name is “Stormy” and she picks grapes.
Learning martial arts your whole life, then getting into a fight with a smaller and weaker man and just when it looks like your are going to win, you find a quarter on the sidewalk.
Copying the definition of “plagiarism” out of a dictionary.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Finding out Stormys hobby is lego and she’s making a model of a vineyard 😊
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… and her twin sister is a karate expert…
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Haha – laughed out loud at the plagiarism one – and Stormy 🙂
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Thanks, Robyn. I’ve been blocked for a few days but managed to write one and a half posts this morning on the subway. This writing every day is for the birds…
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I agree. I am lucky to get two out a week
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Loved the Caesar one especially, though I was surprised you didn’t make him a lettuce-picker. 🙂
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Around the time Chavez was in the news people were also boycotting California table grapes…
That was one I didn’t expect too many people to “get”, Chelsea…
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Ah, THAT Caesar. 😀
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YOU were thinking of the salad? Now THAT is creative thinking!
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Naah, I’m just hungry
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As Ed Byrne said – a traffic jam when you’re already late’ is only ironic if you’re a traffic engineer going to a traffic conference. That routine got him on the late show about a million times. Ok 3 or 4 times
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And, this particular blog post has me on the short list for a Nobel Prize in Literature… which will get me on The Late Show if everything goes according to plan…
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exactly – what’s good for Ed Byrne should be good for you too! Damn him to hell.
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Sorry I missed that episode
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