Why You Should Participate in Dangerous Sports

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[Thanks to Deb Whittam for the idea]

Women like men with scars. Imagine how turned on they’ll be after you are paralyzed from a rugby injury.

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Playing a dangerous sport allows you to add the words “TO THE EXTREEEEME” to anything you say and not seem like a hypocrite.

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Risking your life releases endorphins that will keep you alive until the EMTs arrived to put your broken body into an ambulance.

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Dangerous sports ready you for real life situations like setting your own fractured arm…

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Dangerous sports are great for getting out your anger and aggression if you are a person who doesn’t have family you can take it out on.

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Combat sports are great for cardio and for moving your nose to a better location on your face.

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Some dangerous sports, such as sky diving, require that you overcome your fears, despite the fact that those fears are clearly appropriate…

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Winning at a dangerous sport will increase testosterone levels, which, if you are a woman, will allow you to grow those Elvis-sideburns you’ve always wanted…

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Some dangerous sports are indistinguishable from clumsiness or bad luck.

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Heavy contact sports can make you think you are young again. This is mostly from the frequent concussions…

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23 thoughts on “Why You Should Participate in Dangerous Sports

  1. I started laughing again as soon as I saw the title. I liked this one “Combat sports are great for cardio and for moving your nose to a better location on your face.” :_)

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