When Thomas Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence, he left the names of the two nations blank so that, if the American Revolution fizzled out, he could sell the document to Ireland.
A big part of celebrating how independent we are is buying hundreds of millions of dollars worth of fireworks from China.
Only two of our founding fathers signed the Declaration of Independence on July fourth. The reason we celebrate on the fourth of July is because of the fact that it also falls on Independence Day.
Independence Day was not a paid federal holiday until 1938, after our government was entirely sure that the British weren’t going to come over here and force us back into the U.K..
Three presidents have died on the fourth of July: Two from illness and one after grabbing a fireworks mortar and telling someone nearby to “hold my beer”…
The British celebrated our independence in 1814 by burning down the White House.
On the Fourth, Americans eat around 150 million hot dogs. To give you an idea how much that is, if you were to start dumping that many hot dogs into the Grand Canyon, at the rate of a hundred every second, someone would try to stop you pretty quickly.
New Englanders have a tradition, besides cheating at football, of eating salmon and peas on the Fourth of July. Historians agree that you shouldn’t dump those into the Grand Canyon, either.
The Liberty Bell cracked because it wasn’t cast properly, foreshadowing American workmanship in the twenty-first century.
Our Founding fathers celebrated Independence Day with fireworks because, it was their opinion that ten fingers was too much for any man…