Why I Built a House on the North Pole

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Every window has a southern exposure.

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My nearest neighbor will feel compelled to bring me a house warming gift and my nearest neighbor will be Santa Claus.

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I’ll save a fortune on air conditioning.

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After a few more decades of global warming, I’ll be able to grow mangoes in my backyard.

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Six months of darkness will be like Disneyland to my pet bats…

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Living at the North Pole will keep at bay my phobias of trees, reptiles and sound real estate decisions.

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In that house, I should be able to go an entire week without hearing about a Kardashian.

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Because I believe that any social situation can be improved by the addition of polar bears.

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While I was getting my B.S. Degree, my language was two years of Aleut and I don’t want it to go to waste.

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Easy access to Winnipeg…

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Finally, I’ll be as far as I can possibly be from penguins without leaving the planet…

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14 thoughts on “Why I Built a House on the North Pole

  1. They were all funny – but this one made me laugh out loud: Living at the North Pole will keep at bay my phobias of trees, reptiles and sound real estate decisions. ๐Ÿ™‚

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