Every window has a southern exposure.
My nearest neighbor will feel compelled to bring me a house warming gift and my nearest neighbor will be Santa Claus.
I’ll save a fortune on air conditioning.
After a few more decades of global warming, I’ll be able to grow mangoes in my backyard.
Six months of darkness will be like Disneyland to my pet bats…
Living at the North Pole will keep at bay my phobias of trees, reptiles and sound real estate decisions.
In that house, I should be able to go an entire week without hearing about a Kardashian.
Because I believe that any social situation can be improved by the addition of polar bears.
While I was getting my B.S. Degree, my language was two years of Aleut and I don’t want it to go to waste.
Easy access to Winnipeg…
Finally, I’ll be as far as I can possibly be from penguins without leaving the planet…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Kardashians are everywhere, definitely near the poles.
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Kim’s skin tends to dry out in the cold so she doesn’t venture that far north very often…
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ah..a keen follower 😀 with attention to details
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I like pengins but you’ll be near the artic wolves. Lucky you 😊
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Wolves are nothing more than big dogs who want to eat you…
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I know, aren’t they just adorable 😊
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Bat Disneyland.
Be careful, with marketing like that you’ll have an igloo trailer parks springing up everywhere….
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Good thing I bought a thousand dollars in ice futures, then…
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You may want to reinvest. It hit 91 in Anchorage, Alaska last week. All bets are off….
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Ice is at a premium, then?
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They were all funny – but this one made me laugh out loud: Living at the North Pole will keep at bay my phobias of trees, reptiles and sound real estate decisions. 🙂
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Thank you, Robyn. I liked that one as well…
If you have any ideas for lists, etc… I really need them…
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I’m not as clever as you are with the ideas but I will definitely try to think about some!
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Thanks… the best idea I’ve had recently is “Why I had the Easter Bunny Arrested” and it didn’t turn out well…
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