When Vladimir Putin sees a rat, he says, “Oh! A rat!”. When he sees Donald Trump he says, “Oh! An idiot!”
Rats aren’t as interested in bankrupting farmers because RATS LOVE GRAIN SILOS.
Most rats are pretty sure that there were no airports back in the year 1812…
Rats don’t care about your religion or the color of your skin… just that you have food pellets in your pocket.
They both eat garbage but only Donald Trump forces visiting college athletes to eat it as well.
Both my try to influence policy for personal gain; but, for a rat, personal gain is just a discarded Zagnut bar.
Melania Trump could probably get used to touching a rat…
Rats have historically been responsible for world-wide chaos and disaster so we’ll call this one a draw.
A rat can be easily taught to run a maze, so it should be capable of learning how to fold an umbrella.
Donald Trump separated kids from their parents. All rats do is chew off their noses and fingers…