When Vladimir Putin sees a rat, he says, “Oh! A rat!”. When he sees Donald Trump he says, “Oh! An idiot!”
Rats aren’t as interested in bankrupting farmers because RATS LOVE GRAIN SILOS.
Most rats are pretty sure that there were no airports back in the year 1812…
Rats don’t care about your religion or the color of your skin… just that you have food pellets in your pocket.
They both eat garbage but only Donald Trump forces visiting college athletes to eat it as well.
Both my try to influence policy for personal gain; but, for a rat, personal gain is just a discarded Zagnut bar.
Melania Trump could probably get used to touching a rat…
Rats have historically been responsible for world-wide chaos and disaster so we’ll call this one a draw.
A rat can be easily taught to run a maze, so it should be capable of learning how to fold an umbrella.
Donald Trump separated kids from their parents. All rats do is chew off their noses and fingers…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
People have rats as pets. No one wants Trump
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What about some poor child who’s never had the chance to own a bloated, puffy and toupeed sociopath?
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My son is not for hire
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I think you’ll change your tune when I tell you that Donald Trump is also fat and loud…
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You’ll be hearing from the Rat Defamation League shortly. They have an impersonation suit pending against Trump as we speak.
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I’ve had nothing but problems with the Rat Defamation League; however, unlike regular lawyers, rat lawyers can be legally poisoned…
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“When Vladimir Putin sees a rat, he says, “Oh! A rat!”. When he sees Donald Trump he says, “Oh! An idiot!”” and “They both eat garbage but only Donald Trump forces visiting college athletes to eat it as well.” and the Melania Trump one made me smile 😉
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Putin may say Trump is an idiot, but he also says (if only to himself) “At least, he’s MY idiot.”
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“When Vladimir Putin sees a rat, he says, “Oh! A rat!”. When he sees Donald Trump he says, “Oh! An idiot!”” and “They both eat garbage but only Donald Trump forces visiting college athletes to eat it as well.” and the Melania Trump one made me smile 🙂
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I heard you the first time, Robyn…
Thanks for telling me which ones you liked… that is very important to me…
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Loved your piece, and the comments were hilarious.
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My readers are a witty bunch.
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I liked the Rat Defamation League the best. 🙂
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Sadly, Rivergirl has mental health issues, so we all cut her a little slack…
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I think it’s unfair comparing rats to Trump. At least rats can be useful.
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Sure… but can a rat destroy NATO?
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Uhhh, bbbut I like zagnut
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The candy obviously, NOT the idiot
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And, what does that say about YOU… besides that you don’t have a coconut allergy?
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I crave sugary junk food?
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No. It means that you aren’t Donald Trump so… congratulations!
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