[Okay… this one is “experimental”, which is code for “pretty crappy”. I came up with the title first and then tried to come up with ten items. Don’t read these ’til you’ve had your coffee…]
Why is there a rhinoceros-shaped hole in my wall? Because…
I bought the wrong pet door.
I was holding a Eugene Ionesco festival in my kitchen.
My annual backyard rhinoceros-toss got a little out of hand.
My house was condemned and Rhinoceros Wrecking Company uses rhino-shaped wrecking balls in an effort to brand themselves…
Well, I punched a hole in the wall that DIDN’T look like a rhinoceros and everyone got mad; so, I did just the opposite.
It formed naturally due to a leak in one of my rain-gutters. I’d patch it, but the Catholic church has examined it and is considering classifying it as a miracle. The first step to the canonization of St. Rhinoceros…
My son SAID, “Please pick up some frozen pizzas at the store” but what I HEARD was, “Please knock a rhinoceros-shaped hole in our wall”.
My pet rhino is house-broken and pretty fanatical about it.
It’s not a hole. It’s a docking station for a rhinoceros terminator.
I told my rhinoceros, “Race you to the living room!” and he cheated…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Did he really cheat or is that just you being a sore loser?
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Well… I didn’t actually CALL “no bursting through walls”, but it was implied, Deb…
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Sure it was 😉 Hey do you feel like reading the first part of my new story? I need to see if someone gets it
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I’d love to, Deb.
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A rhinoceros terminator. One can never have too many of those on standby..
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I have two: The robot kind and the liquid metal kind… although the liquid metal one likes to pretend to be a security guard for some reason.
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Sounds like you could use this:
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LOL! If only I’d known…
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It’s a good thing you warned me…
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It was the least I could do, Chelsea…
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It’s not a Rhinoceros shaped hole but not all Rhinos are shapely
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