Why is There a Rhinoceros-Shaped Hole in my Wall?

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[Okay… this one is “experimental”, which is code for “pretty crappy”.  I came up with the title first and then tried to come up with ten items.  Don’t read these ’til you’ve had your coffee…]

Why is there a rhinoceros-shaped hole in my wall?  Because…

I bought the wrong pet door.

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I was holding a Eugene Ionesco festival in my kitchen.

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My annual backyard rhinoceros-toss got a little out of hand.

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My house was condemned and Rhinoceros Wrecking Company uses rhino-shaped wrecking balls in an effort to brand themselves…

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Well, I punched a hole in the wall that DIDN’T look like a rhinoceros and everyone got mad; so, I did just the opposite.

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It formed naturally due to a leak in one of my rain-gutters. I’d patch it, but the Catholic church has examined it and is considering classifying it as a miracle. The first step to the canonization of St. Rhinoceros…

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My son SAID, “Please pick up some frozen pizzas at the store” but what I HEARD was, “Please knock a rhinoceros-shaped hole in our wall”.

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My pet rhino is house-broken and pretty fanatical about it.

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It’s not a hole. It’s a docking station for a rhinoceros terminator.

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I told my rhinoceros, “Race you to the living room!” and he cheated…

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