A veterinarian was complaining to a friend about a patient of his: “I’m treating this stag who has a split personality. He had a hundred thousand personalities when I started treating him; and now, he’s got ten TIMES that”
The friend asked if he could see the animal and the vet took him to the animal’s pen. The friend took a look and said, “He looks fine… just great… he looks like a million bucks!”
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
🙂 Good one!
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Thanks, Robyn. It just came to me so I decided to share it… like the flu or something…
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A weighty question would be how many pounds a million bucks add up to in Great Britain? The answer is probably stag-gering.
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Oh deer!
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Seriously that was terrible 🙁
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If only Chelsea had a “bad jokes” competition…
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I’m sure it can be arranged 😊
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*audibly groans*
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*inwardly cringes*
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So when you go to the movies to scare yourself, and you end up seeing that Brian De Palma film, that’s a Carrie-Boo?
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No, I prefer Fawntasm…
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