I was in a bar once and in walked a priest, a rabbi and a minister. I looked them over for a second and then exclaimed, “NOW I get it!”
Are hot pants, short shorts and “Daisy Dukes” the same thing? If they aren’t, I owe my Senator a letter of apology.
I asked her if she loved me and she said she loved me as one might love an ear-infection… which really didn’t answer my question…
I learned the hard way that there is more to faking your own death than not showing up for work and having your mail stopped.
I think that there should be a law in Oklahoma that your house belongs to you regardless of where the tornado drops it.
The tighter you hold onto love, the more likely it is to slip away; so, hold it over the sink.
Slavery is just God’s way of keeping the average income down.
Everyone likes sausage… but no one wants to see it being digested.
I wanted to break it off with my girlfriend because she was too much of a perfectionist; so, I challenged her to a game of Hide-and-Seek. I was “it”, she hid and I haven’t seen her since…
Kindness is overrated; but, the person who rated it too highly was probably just being kind, so it’s okay…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
We lived on sausage sandwiches when we went caravanning 😊
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Nothing better than a nice breakfast sausage…
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It was dinner
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You can HAVE breakfast sausage for dinner, Deb…
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Lol cool random 🙂
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You’re not the only one who feels that kindness is overrated:
“The milk of human kindness is sometimes skimmed, sometimes condensed, but most often evaporated.” –Evan Esar
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Now MY like doesn’t work. I think I caught it from you.
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Word Press has become, in a Word, Mess…..and I DON’T like it.
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It seems to perform differently depending on your machine and internet service. At work, I can’t even go to some pages. At home, everything is okay…
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A good ear infection is nothing to sneeze at.
Or is it…?
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I think sneezing at it just makes it worse.
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Now I am stuck thinking about a sausage being digested. Not sure food is on my horizon – feeling a little nauseous.
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Then, my job is done here…
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