Why I Want to be an Astronaut

The Reluctant Astronaut Blu-ray Release Date October 9, 2018

I want to test my theory that, if I can see space from my backyard, then I can see my backyard from space.

If I’m an astronaut, I think there’s a greater likelihood that they’ll take me as a contestant on Jeopardy.

I want to see if I can beat a solar flare in a fair fight.

I’ve developed at taste for dehydrated macaroni and cheese.

If I’m weightless most of the time, the heels on my shoes won’t wear out so fast.

They say space is the final frontier; so, if I go to space, as far as frontiers go, I’ll be DONE.

Living in a contained space unable to go out has been the past eight months of my life.

If they let me drive, maybe I can veer into the Fox News satellite.

If I’m in space and the Earth explodes, it will be up to me to repopulate the human race… so I hope there’s a female astronaut aboard. I guess if we fail to conceive, we can always adopt…

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