I want to test my theory that, if I can see space from my backyard, then I can see my backyard from space.
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If I’m an astronaut, I think there’s a greater likelihood that they’ll take me as a contestant on Jeopardy.
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I want to see if I can beat a solar flare in a fair fight.
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I’ve developed at taste for dehydrated macaroni and cheese.
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If I’m weightless most of the time, the heels on my shoes won’t wear out so fast.
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They say space is the final frontier; so, if I go to space, as far as frontiers go, I’ll be DONE.
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Living in a contained space unable to go out has been the past eight months of my life.
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If they let me drive, maybe I can veer into the Fox News satellite.
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If I’m in space and the Earth explodes, it will be up to me to repopulate the human race… so I hope there’s a female astronaut aboard. I guess if we fail to conceive, we can always adopt…
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You’d make a great astronaut Charles. 😊
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I don’t know. Once I got into space, I may not want to come back…
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I wouldn’t blame you
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If Trump wins, I wouldn’t blame you.
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Ones of the things that worry me about being an astronaut is using the toilet. From what I’ve read it sounds both complicated and has the potential to be quite messy and embarrassing if it goes wrong…
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I was going to do an item on space toilets but when I told my son what I had in mind, the look he returned shut that down quickly…
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Covid certainly has trained you well. Good luck with that satellite…
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A few more months of this and I’ll be walking around like an ewok…
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That might be a good look for you…
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I could have made it to Mars by now – instead, I am still just sitting in my dining room on my computer. Oh the possibilities that have been lost!
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Yeah, but if you were on Mars, you’d still be on your computer in a different dining room…
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Good point. I need to start to live a little.
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So does my 3 yr old but her reason is simple, she wants to go to the moon.
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She should bring a book… not a lot to do there…
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I think she may want to “jump” through hoops there.
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Lol!
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Be sure to “accidentally” swipe the OANN satellite too!
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Understood!
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Nice blog
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