Random Thoughts with Beer and Brats

1960 George Pal - "The Time Machine" (Morlocks excerpt) - YouTube

If I had a time machine, I’d throw Donald Trump into it, spin the dial to the distant future and then he’d be the Morlocks’ problem…

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If I told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times: I DON’T REPEAT MYSELF!!!

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All my life, I’ve had to fight and struggle to get everything I have… mostly because the original owners put up such a fight.

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When you are depressed enough to want to shoot yourself but too depressed to expend the effort of getting a gun, that is what psychologists call, “The Sweet Spot”…

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I came out as bisexual once but being rejected by two genders turned out to be pretty soul-crushing.

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A penny costs two cents to make so a profitable business would be making and selling pennies… as long as you aren’t paid in pennies.

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Suicide is never the answer… unless the question is, “What will make all of my problems magically go away?”

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The Bible says, “If thine right eye offend thee pluck it out”. So, when my right eye made some cutting remark about how I dressed, I yanked it out of its socket. Then, it turns out my right eye was talking about SOMEONE ELSE. Should I put the eye in some ice or is it just a lost cause?

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My children call me a “fraud” partly because they have an innate need to rebel against their parents and partly because I sold them that swampland in Florida.

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Sister Anne worked at the convent for sixty years and was by all accounts a fine woman and I regret tackling her.

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