Again With the Science Mule?

Q. What’s new, Science Mule?

A. The University of Florida announced that their newest mRNA cancer vaccine actually kills several types of tumors in mice. This will be a comfort to those who don’t want their mice to die of cancer.

Q. It’s always about cancer. Got anything else?

A. Scientists from the Institut Pasteur, the CNRS, and the University of Colorado have found that Europeans DIDN’T bring leprosy to North and South America. Seems it has been here for over a thousand years.

Q. A thousand years? When do you think leprosy will finally make its move?

A. Probably after RFK Jr. rules that antibiotics should be banned because we don’t have enough biotics…

Q. I know what it means to have dangerously high blood pressure; but, what are signs my blood pressure is too low.

A. Fluids get sucked up through your fingertips or your head collapses on itself.

Q. What is “inertia”?

A. Inertia is the punishment for a bad decision you made ten feet back.

Q. What is the punchline to the funniest clean joke ever made?

A. “No, I’m a frayed knot”

Q. How about the dirtiest joke ever made?

A. “Tomorrow is your turn in the barrel”

A. Did you hear that Wasp 121b has changed the way we look at exoplanets.

Q. How did you look at exoplanets before?

A. Through a complex telescope/computer system… after smoking a LOT of pot.

Q. How do you look at them, now?

A. Same as the old way, but with the downing of a couple of Red Bulls early on.

Q. How about something that affects me?

A. Scientists at the University of Mississippi claim that they might’ve found the “missing sulfur” in the universe.

Q. How does that affect ME?

A. Well well well, look who’s got ALL the sulfur he needs.