Super-hitler
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People who write song lyrics about anal rape to the tune of They Might be Giants’ Particle Man.
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Parents who move out of the house while their children are at school
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Poisoned antidotes
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Steven Seagal
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Coworkers who fart in your cubicle, then forget why they came over in the first place
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Underarm scabs
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Any sixties band that is down to one original member or less
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People who give everyone else nicknames
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People who alternate between laughing and throwing up
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Movies shot entirely in first-person.
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Any judo or wrestling match between two guys wearing colostomy bags.
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 