Things That are Worse than Hitler

Super-hitler

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People who write song lyrics about anal rape to the tune of They Might be Giants’ Particle Man.

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Parents who move out of the house while their children are at school

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Poisoned antidotes

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Steven Seagal

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Coworkers who fart in your cubicle, then forget why they came over in the first place

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Underarm scabs

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Any sixties band that is down to one original member or less

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People who give everyone else nicknames

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People who alternate between laughing and throwing up

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Movies shot entirely in first-person.

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Any judo or wrestling match between two guys wearing colostomy bags.

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