If you bury a vampire upside down, eventually he becomes China’s problem…
There are so many things you can do with jellied eel. Sadly, none of them involve using it as food.
I told her, “You’ll never know how much I love you”. But, she tried to find out, anyway. Obviously, I had to stop her…
If the adage “absence makes the heart grow fonder” is true, every woman who ever walked out of me is craving me insanely by now…
Riding a horse is like driving a dangerous car that thinks for itself and might kick you in the head…
Shale doesn’t deserve all the bad things people say about it…
Tip: If you attend a formal event at a nudist camp, wear an extra-long neck tie, just in case someone is going to take pictures…
Tree marriage was once very popular in India. Too often a woman would marry a tree only to find out her new husband was a sap…
If I got to choose what type of horrible injury I could have, I’d always choose a sucking chest wound…
Jellied eel makes an effective compress for a sucking chest wound…
the adage doesnt apply if they walked out because of your jellied eels.
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Jellied eels have been the dominant theme of my adult life, that’s for sure…
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