Another Mindless Rant

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Astronomers keep finding planets around other stars; and, if you believe them, I’ve got a bridge I want to sell you. It’s my bridge… I’ve got a receipt. The guy who owned it didn’t need it anymore because he bought himself a catapult. Most of it is in my backyard, but, I’ve got a few sections sitting in a hotel suite just outside of town, so I’m a motivated seller.

Actually, what I meant to say was…

Related imageAstronomers claim to be finding planets around other stars; but, really, how would we know if they were lying? The only people who could check would be other astronomers and they are ALL IN ON IT. I’d love to be able to make wild claims, such as, “we can tell the exoplanet has nitrogen in its atmosphere and ponies on its surface”. Are you going to call an astronomer a “liar”? And, wouldn’t that just be stating the obvious?

And, if they lie about exoplanets, did they lie about everything else? Is our sun REALLY going to turn into a red giant and engulf our planet… or is there even a sun at all? Maybe there are no stars and what we see at night are angels, just as my great-aunt told me. On the other hand, my great-aunt was bat-crap crazy, so maybe I shouldn’t jump to conclusions.

On the other other hand, does the fact that someone is crazy mean that they are also wrong? Certainly, it is a great indicator that someone is wrong. It’s also EXHAUSTING! Imagine the stress of having someone in your life who hallucinates. They tell you they saw something and YOU can’t assume it’s real or that it’s an hallucination. You can INFER if what they saw was unbelievable; however, thinking like that got me trampled by a pink camel in the bathroom…

…I can’t say he didn’t warn me…

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23 thoughts on “Another Mindless Rant”

    1. That’s why you need two people to measure it: One to hold the spot where your measuring tape runs out and the other to extend it past that point. That’s how I figured out that the sun was only 92 and a HALF million miles away.

      BTW, if you are going to measure up to the surface of the Sun, bring a wide-brimmed hat…

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  6. Judging by your description of astronomers, Trump either is one or should be one. I would even volunteer to catapult him into outer space so he could get a closer look at heavenly bodies (maybe even close enough to grab some of them).

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  7. Reblogged this on Mitch Teemley and commented:
    My Featured Blogger this week is the creator of Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes. I don’t know his name, but he does say this about himself: “I am a member of the Wyandotte Tribe of Oklahoma and I’m not only proud of that fact, I am smug about it.” His blogger handle is Masercot, so I suppose you could call him that.

    But the main thing is that you visit him, and visit him often, because not only is he a proud Native American, he’s one of the funniest dudes I’ve encountered in that great, mysterious place that they (whoever they are) call blogosphere!

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  8. I like this, thank you! I don’t even believe we ever went to the moon and yes NASA and the phony paid off “scientists” like Neil Degrasse Tyson and Bill Nye are lying. 🙂 Stanley Kubrick helped perpetrate a huge fraud on the world and the videos of the “moon landings” were just a Hollywood production and he admitted it on his death bed. Astronauts today say they can’t get through the Van Allen belts and NASA says they “lost” all the knowledge of how they got to the moon and they can’t get back there anymore. What a bunch of liars. They lied about going to the moon because they just had to beat Russia who had launched the first ever satellite called Sputnik. I don’t believe what the lying scientists, astronomers, government hacks, and astronauts say about Creation. I believe what God says in His Word. Oh yeah, and the earth is not an “oblique sphereoid” spinning wildly in space like Tyson says either. It is set on its firm foundations by God and He is in control of it all. 🙂 The blue marble photo of the earth is a photo shopped phony. God bless!

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  10. Great stuff, as per usual!

    If you need some rivets to finish up that bridge, just let me know. I have a crap-ton of them in my garage left over from a failed catapult project. I was going to inventory them, but, ironically, I did not find them riveting and so soon lost interest. So I just listed them on my income tax as Rivets … 1 (one) crap-ton (metric).

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