My mom was pregnant a lot when she was high with me and it didn’t affect my development at all…
If you are a good enough liar, you can accomplish anything that you can convince people you did.
I think the last big step in our evolution as a species was when we learned the phrase, “Great idea, boss”…
I told the cab driver, “To the train station and don’t spare the horses”. Had I known how many horses he was going to kill getting me there, I’d have used a different idiom…
Tap dancing, in my opinion, is a frenetic drum solo with thighs.
As a demolitions expert, the hardest assignment I ever had to complete was bringing down the bottom seven floors of a thirty story building while leaving the rest intact.
Am I a fraud? Well, I tell everyone that I am, but I’m really not…
If twenty-five years of marriage have taught me anything it is that, no matter what happens, it is my fault.
I tried fly-fishing, once; but, I found that, once you remove the head and tiny wings, there is hardly any meat at all on those things.
I’m tired of people’s alternative lifestyles being pushed into my face. Why doesn’t anyone ever push them into my lower back and buttocks?
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
That didn’t seem entirely random to me 😡
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Completely random… I used an algorithm based on exponents of e and sine waves…
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Sure you did 😊 I sent you a rather long email randomly in response
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Saw it. I’ll read it when I can give it my full attention because THAT is how important you are to me, Deb…
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It only took you 25 years of marriage to realize you’re always wrong? Bravo. My husband is working on 36 and still not quite there…
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I blame you.
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Almost had me.
I read the first one twice before I realized whose blog I was reading.
Pig Latin is a dying art, “that” even took a moment to understand.
Forget Scooby Doo, where is my coffee cup?
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I figured the first one would get by a lot of people…
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Ha!
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16 years here. Uggh, long way to go……
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Keep at it, Robyn…
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I didn’t talk at all until I was three years old. They thought I was brain damaged….
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Einstein didn’t talk until he was four, so you’re in good company…
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Maybe you need more flies.
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After you filet them, there is very little left. My advice: Stew them…
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