Lurid Facts about Blood

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You have enough blood in your body to feed over seventy-five thousand mosquitoes; knowing this, I imagine you’ll still selfishly keep it to yourself for the most part…

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Mature red blood cells do not have nuclei. This is why they are constantly being laughed at by amoebae…

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Dogs have at least twelve blood types. DNA analysis of their blood shows that dogs do, in fact, hate getting jabbed by needles.

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Your blood contains trace amounts of gold… around .0002 grams of it. So, if you’ve ever thought you were worthless, now you know different…

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The most common blood type in America is O positive. The most common blood type in Japan is A positive. This goes to prove what I’ve always said… actually, it proves everything I’ve always said…

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Blood plasma can be stored frozen for a year. If you have some that is about to expire, remember: It can be used to make a pretty passable gravy…

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You cannot get AIDS from donating blood; however, you can get a scary sharp stainless steel needle jabbed deep into your arm; in fact, that is almost a certainty…

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A newborn has only one cup of blood in its body and the amount of wringing involved to get THAT out makes the whole process kind of frustrating.

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There is no substitute for donated human blood; however, corn starch, water and red food coloring will make something that should at least fool your kids.

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Around three percent of people can faint at the very sight of blood. It is nothing to be ashamed of, but it can make menstruation quite the roller coaster ride…

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13 thoughts on “Lurid Facts about Blood

  1. I imagine you’ll still selfishly keep it to yourself for the most part… and So, if you’ve ever thought you were worthless, now you know different… made me laugh 😊 Good ones!

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      1. Oh my gosh, it was no easy task! I had to write my comment on word and the cut and paste it to bring it over before WP logged me out again. I’m on 30 second intervals of logging in after being forced out. I want to join the WP party! Let me in to stay!

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