Ort!

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How is it that “spook” and “fry” don’t sound at all alike but are spelled completely differently?

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Why is it that the same people that quote biblical scripture are some of the same people who have functioning kidneys and lungs?

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I tried my hardest to get the trophy for “Laziest” but that disqualified me. They gave me the trophy for “Most Ironic” but I never saw a trophy and I don’t think they were serious.

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Sometimes I feel like people are coercing me with their minds. THERE! I wrote it, are you happy?

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It is a sorry carpenter that blames his tools. It’s an even worse carpenter that fires his tools with no severance pay and testifies against them in court…

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I think that, with all the other stuff in the world, adding walruses to it was a bit much.

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The only thing freer than a crop duster soaring in the sky is a naked crop duster with no debts and an RV.

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The written word is definitely more powerful than letters arranged randomly…

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In the last five years, I’ve forgotten more than it takes people a lifetime to master.

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17 thoughts on “Ort!

  1. I legit laughed out loud at: I think that, with all the other stuff in the world, adding walruses to it was a bit much. Funny! And this time, I think I am back on for good. One handful of happiness engineers later – no help. Four days of google searches and eventually clearing my cookies based on a websites recommendation – I’m back! Whew, that sucked.

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