How is it that “spook” and “fry” don’t sound at all alike but are spelled completely differently?
Why is it that the same people that quote biblical scripture are some of the same people who have functioning kidneys and lungs?
I tried my hardest to get the trophy for “Laziest” but that disqualified me. They gave me the trophy for “Most Ironic” but I never saw a trophy and I don’t think they were serious.
Sometimes I feel like people are coercing me with their minds. THERE! I wrote it, are you happy?
It is a sorry carpenter that blames his tools. It’s an even worse carpenter that fires his tools with no severance pay and testifies against them in court…
I think that, with all the other stuff in the world, adding walruses to it was a bit much.
The only thing freer than a crop duster soaring in the sky is a naked crop duster with no debts and an RV.
The written word is definitely more powerful than letters arranged randomly…
In the last five years, I’ve forgotten more than it takes people a lifetime to master.