The bathroom ceiling rejected me.
A wall may become cold and distant, but she’ll never leave me… unless there’s a tornado or something.
My wall and I have an active fantasy life. Sometimes, I’ll put a pinup poster on her and pretend she’s load-bearing.
Every wall has two sides: The good side… and the horrid bitchy side that craps on everything you’ve ever done.
My wall has no parents for me to deal with. A mother-in-wall only exists in the fevered nightmares of dyslexics…
My wall may never hold me in warm embrace; but, it also won’t wait until I go downstairs for coffee and steal my medication.
My living room wall never gains weight… except the time we found two squirrels living in her.
If my wall rejects me, she has three twin sisters that would love a shot at me…
My wall stays close to home, except the time she went to a poetry slam with the water heater. While she was out, my upstairs bathroom crashed into my basement. She finally understood that she WAS important…
After years together, I and my wall can anticipate each other’s needs…
She’s a good listener… unlike my ceiling fan…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
This one made me smile a lot – “but she’ll never leave me… unless there’s a tornado or something.” and “She’s a good listener… unlike my ceiling fan…” 🙂
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Thanks Robyn… I prefer a structured relationship…
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That’s funny 🙂 There are times I don’t put down my favorite and make a conversation instead and I think, “Wait, I’m not doing it right….”
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When it comes to interacting with others, if you’re doing it, and the other person isn’t eying the door, you’re doing it right…
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I was going to ask what the hell is wrong with you, but then again I found myself talking to my towel a few days ago….
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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Ceiling fans are such sluts…
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Then they give you the run-around…
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Haha 😆!
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I’m concerned about how many of these are based on your past dating experience.
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I’ve lived a rich, full and unsatisfying life…
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If life were completely satisfying, we wouldn’t look for something better. We’d miss a lot. … just sayin’ …
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My wall and I were discussing that last night…
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Romancing the wall 🙂
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