Love is like the wind, you can’t see it but you can feel it. Also, you might wake up one day and find that half of everything you own is gone because of it.
Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. It’s even better to have loved and then dumped her before she got the chance to dump you, first.
What’s meant to be will always find a way, provided it has enough lawyers…
There is always some madness in love and we call that madness “a symptom of syphilis”…
If you love somebody, let them go, for if they return, they were always yours. If they don’t, they never were… If they only come back as far as your mailbox, they were probably just checking to see if some of their mail was misdelivered.
We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love… usually out of soft inflatable plastic…
A man who sheds tears for another is a man who loves. A man who sheds his skin periodically is probably a rattlesnake…
Sorrow is how we learn to love. Your heart isn’t breaking. It hurts because it’s getting larger. The larger it gets, the more love it holds… unless you are coughing up blood… that’s congestive heart failure and you should probably see a professional about it.
Sometimes love means letting go when you want to hold on tighter… and sometimes it just means loosening the knots for a moment so they can catch their breath.
You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince… and if the prince sees you kissing those frogs, he’s probably not going to let you anywhere near him with that mouth…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Well tha5 got a laugh from my partner 🐸
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Part of the reason I’m here is to make partners laugh…
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And you don’t have to buy soft inflatable plastic a Valentines Day gift. Because taking it out for a romantic dinner is usually enough….
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And, no dancing. It never ends well…
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Prince chasing with frog mouth – made me smile 🙂
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Kissing frogs shows a real commitment to finding the man one wants…
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Well, we can tell from this particular post how you’re experience has been. Love means never having to say you’re sorry. Because she took everything you had and disappeared.
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…and can’t locate her to even say hello, never mind sorry.
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Actually, she’s still a part of my life. I helped pay her rent last month…
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That frog joke was a toadal croak. Fortunately my pet frog kissed me and brought me back to life.
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I should’ve toad you not to read this…
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😉
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Thanks for visiting my blog again. I’ve missed your sarcastic little heart!
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Some.so.funny…some.so.sad…thsts how.love.goes i suppose
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Emphasis on the “sad”…
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Definitely a rattlesnake.
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Thank you!
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These are so cynical! So, why am I laughing so hard?
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Have you ever known me to be optimistic?
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