Because, if you boil a socket set long enough, it makes its own broth.
Because, when I filled it with marshmallows, I just got ants.
Because it’s more filling than a toolbox full of salad.
You’d be surprised at the number of household repairs that involve croutons.
I keep hoping that, if I carry it around, people will think I’m an executive from Progresso.
It’s not soup: My screwdrivers, it turns out, were made of Otter Pops.
Step One: Fill toolbox with soup. Step Two: Broadway!
Because, if it is half full, I just have to go right back to the kitchen for more.
I want someone to ask about it so I can recount the epic story of the cutting of the potatoes…
Because a true craftsman doesn’t need a hammer or screwdriver; he can build a bookcase with only teak and chowder…