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Because, if you boil a socket set long enough, it makes its own broth.
Because, when I filled it with marshmallows, I just got ants.
Because it’s more filling than a toolbox full of salad.
You’d be surprised at the number of household repairs that involve croutons.
I keep hoping that, if I carry it around, people will think I’m an executive from Progresso.
It’s not soup: My screwdrivers, it turns out, were made of Otter Pops.
Step One: Fill toolbox with soup. Step Two: Broadway!
Because, if it is half full, I just have to go right back to the kitchen for more.
I want someone to ask about it so I can recount the epic story of the cutting of the potatoes…
Because a true craftsman doesn’t need a hammer or screwdriver; he can build a bookcase with only teak and chowder…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
That was strange 😊
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That was a title first, text afterwards post. I hope at least some of those were salvageable, Deb.
I think I experienced the Coronavirus…
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You experienced the Coronavirus???? Sounds like you had a visitation from a toolbox salesman 😃
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No. I had a fever and a cough…
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Does it have to be a COMPLETE socket set? I am (unfortunately) missing a few.
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I always thought you might be a couple of sockets short of a full set…
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Yes, BUT thinking is NOT the same as knowing.
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What if you THINK you know something?
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My hovercraft is full of eels.
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I am no longer infected…
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Otter Pop screwdrivers explain my husband’s repair skills perfectly.
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Don’t make him mad or he won’t let you take pictures of his back, anymore…
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Zen Buddhists used to eat their soup with a comb to practice patience. Or so I’ve heard.
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Sounds like a hair-brained scheme…
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“I’ve got a TOOLBOX full of SOOOOOOOUUUUUUP! YEAH!” I’ve got a song in mind for that Broadway show….
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You’ve got a flair for song-writing, Robyn… I’ll give ya that…
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