Why My Toolbox is Full of Soup

Thai Chicken Soup With Coconut Milk (Tom Ka Gai) Recipe

Because, if you boil a socket set long enough, it makes its own broth.

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Because, when I filled it with marshmallows, I just got ants.

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Because it’s more filling than a toolbox full of salad.

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You’d be surprised at the number of household repairs that involve croutons.

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I keep hoping that, if I carry it around, people will think I’m an executive from Progresso.

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It’s not soup: My screwdrivers, it turns out, were made of Otter Pops.

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Step One: Fill toolbox with soup. Step Two: Broadway!

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Because, if it is half full, I just have to go right back to the kitchen for more.

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I want someone to ask about it so I can recount the epic story of the cutting of the potatoes…

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Because a true craftsman doesn’t need a hammer or screwdriver; he can build a bookcase with only teak and chowder…

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