I worry that there is no gravity and that everything was just “going that way anyhow”…
I worry that the hair I think I’m losing is just hiding inside my scalp and is going to jump out at me when I least expect it.
I worry that I might, inadvertently, become too gangsta…
I worry that, after all the sacrifices I’ve made, someone will find my altar and ceremonial knife.
I worry that the thing that makes me unique is exactly the same as the thing that makes everyone else unique.
I worry that my nails do not like being cut and one day, when I least expect it, they will get their revenge.
When I was a child, I used to make my own paper money using crayons and pen. Then, I’d pay my mom for meals and rent with it. I worry that one day she may try to spend that money and I’ll end up with either a law suit or federal charges against me…
I worry that I’m an adrenaline junky and, for the last thirty years, I’ve been going through withdrawal.
I worry that I’ll save the world from annihilation and they’ll build a statue of me and they’ll get the nose all wrong…
I worry that there may not be enough time left for me to rectify the wrongs I’ve committed AND also learn to ballroom dance…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
That hair you’re not expecting? It’s going to grow in unexpected places as well. Enjoy.
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If you are talking about the rest of my body… I don’t think there’s any place that doesn’t have hair already… except my eyeballs and the soles of my feet, I guess…
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Something to look forward to…
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Yeah, Jeff Foxworthy says it’s not hiding, it’s just coming out in different places, like your nose and your ears.
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What if your mother spends the money and nothing happens? After all this time you only find out now that you’re a brilliant counterfeiter…
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Then, I’d have to deal with the fact that I wasted my life being a programmer…
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The sacrifices one made me laugh out loud. You go, gangsta!
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My son liked that one, too…
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Aw, the what if’s in different form. Nice 😊
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Any structure will do, Doree…
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You worry too much … don’t worry, be happy. What a cat???
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I had one. She lived to be twenty. I’m done with cats now…
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Stop worrying:) you are the gangsta 😂😜
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Word!
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Just make sure you save the world while wearing a mask. Then they can’t get the nose wrong! But they might get the mask wrong…
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