Are You an Attention Whore?

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Do you drive your sports car with your top down even though it isn’t a convertible?

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Did you bring a pot-bellied pig to the last funeral you went to?

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Did you wear full body paint to your last comic book convention or family picnic?

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Have you faked three heart attacks in an afternoon or five over a weekend?

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When the minister asks if anyone objects to the wedding you’re attending, do you yell out, “I lost ten pounds”…

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Do you heckle school plays?

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Do you blurt out what you think is the punchline to a joke someone is telling, even though you’ve never heard the joke because it is actually a friend talking about his mother’s chemotherapy?

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Do you find yourself confessing to crimes you never committed because they never happened?

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Is your family crest someone in full body paint leading a pot-bellied pig with the words, “Hey, Look at Me!” underneath?

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16 thoughts on “Are You an Attention Whore?

  1. Well, I used to be, but that’s been beaten out of me. I just blog now. That’s all the attention I get. Finishing people’s sentences, jumping to the punchline, faking heart attacks, all beaten out of me long ago…

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