[My posts don’t have the quality I like so I’m going to take a week off to recharge]
If you take a bag of gummi bears and stand them up facing you, you can practice speaking before a crowd.
A handful of gummi bears can block a sucking chest wound, although I’d still see a physician, though….
They can be trained to steal little gummi picnic baskets.
Green gummi bears are an aphrodisiac. How effective are they? Well, when the bags of gummi bears leave the factory, there are usually only three in a bag.
They make great safety nets for that ladybug trapeze act you’ve been cultivating.
A two-pound bag of gummi bears and some brewer’s yeast can be used to make a wine that has been enjoyed by prisoners all over the world.
Gummi bears make functional emergency ear plugs… just keep the ants out of there.
You can use gummi bears to teach your kids about racism… only, take the orange ones out before you do…
If your spouse takes gummi vitamins and you want him dead, replace the vitamins with gummi bears and just wait for him to die of scurvy.
Cut off their heads and, viola, gummi coffee tables…
Potatoes and the Promise of More Potatoes 
Now that made me laugh Charles and a week off? I’m gonna suffer from withdrawal symptoms here Charles ☹️
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I just haven’t been happy with what I’ve been putting out there, Deb. I’ll still be reading, though…
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Emergency earplugs!
This is news I can use.
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Just don’t give me credit for it…
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Gotta give credit where credit is due…
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I once swallowed a gummi bear down the wrong way and it ended up in my sinuses. It took a long time to blow it all out of my nose. Very painful and messy, so I don’t recommend it.
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It’s better to just ingest them…
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Yes I know that now.
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The whole post cracked me up. I think this would be the only crowd I could speak publicly to – until I felt their hateful judgment and I ate them. I’ll miss your posts.
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It’s only a week. I’m just kind of burned out, Robyn…
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Me too. I was hoping I wasn’t shedding my negative energy onto you. Stay well.
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Let me know if you find your matches. I feel very similarly. Overwhelmed/underwhelmed and not motivated. Enjoy your down time, see you soon!
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You can also make cute little wagons by gluing together match boxes, wheel-shaped pasta, and adding match stick handles. Then stick a gummy bear and a gumball in each one, and it looks like a kid’s wagon and toys. (Don’t ask.)
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Teacher stuff?
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Under the right conditions, they’re also extremely flammable.
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Yeah, I think potassium chlorate might help…
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I take Gummi bear vitamins. You really can’t tell the difference. Also, look up reviews for Haribo sugar-free gummy bears 😀
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A sugar-free gummi bear would be a very sad thing indeed…
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But they come with a surprise! There’s a review of a soldier in Iraq or someplace telling his experiences…apparently, they’re a gastrointestinal adventure. 😀
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Well, on the one hand, I don’t usually read gastrointestinal adventures; on the other, next week I’ve got a piece on tapeworms as pets… so…
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And all this time, I’ve merely been swapping the heads around to practice my surgical skills.
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A green head on a red gummi is an ABOMINATION…
So, are you back?
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It is not; it’s SCIENCE.
And, yes I am.
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And, yes… I like to be called “Charlie”. It’s what my family calls me…
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