My Mystery, Cha Eleven

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There was a long pause between Kossov’s knocking and the head butler answering the door. He didn’t seem surprised to see the Russian doctor.

Yes sir”, he said as he opened the door.

Is the head housekeeper in?”, Kossov asked.

I’m afraid she isn’t. You see, it’s nearly ten o’clock and from 9-12 she stands on the hill in the back yard and screams; from 12 – 3 she whips herself with a used catheter; from 3 – 4 she does the books; and, then she does somersaults in the garage until bedtime”

Kossov remarked ruefully, “I wish my housekeeper did the books”

Despite her utter madness, she does an excellent job keeping the finances in order”

I was wondering if I might see her room?”

The head butler shrugged, “Nothing’s impossible, I suppose. Just don’t let her catch you in there. The last time that happened, she had an hysterical pregnancy for four months and then bought a boa constrictor”

I’ll stay alert”, replied the Russian”

The two took a long meandering walk around the house until they reached the same room into which Kossov had entered a few minutes ago. “It is here”, remarked the head butler, “under the stairs”

Then, why lead me all over the house just to come back here?”, Kossov Dith demanded.

Because, she never goes directly into her room. She always walks the perimeter of the household to check for clutter and banshees”

I see…”

The head butler unlocked the door to the area under the stairs. “Please don’t disturb anything, doctor. If housekeeper found out, she’d have a fit”

I can only imagine what that might look like”

The head butler left Kossov alone. The doctor turned on the light to see a room, not unlike others he’d seen, except for the jars with fingers preserved in formaldehyde on a shelf yes you can!! - SAMMY DAVIS JR. | Meme Generatormounted on the wall. She had some books on her nightstand. There was Crazy from the Heat by David Lee Roth; Yes, I Can by Sammy Davis Junior; and, Agrarian Economics in Medieval Spain, also by Sammy Davis Junior. Her bed with a simple full-sized bed with a simple comforter and two complicated pillows. Kossov checked the drawer of her nightstand: No locket.

But, when Goober Partridge believed something to be true, he was never wrong… except that time he contended that Mrs. Butterworth was based on a real person… but he’d had a trying week and little sleep at the time. The locket must be in the room. Kossov tried under the mattress. But there was nothing under the mattress but half-finished containers of Nutella.

Under the bed was a brassiere, another finger in a jar and a copy of The Mathematics of High Energy Particles, also by Sammy Davis Junior. The Russian checked the vents, but they were empty… behind the electrical outlets were nothing but mouse droppings. But, just out of sight, behind an outlet, was a dim light. Perhaps a secret door, somewhere?

Kossov tapped on each panel hoping for a hollow sound. But, they seemed as solid as the floor. He then tried the ceiling. There it was: Jackpot! Also by Sammy Davis Junior. He moved the book to the side and THERE was the blue locket that Partridge had spoken of. He pocketed it quickly and put the ceiling tile back into place. Kossov checked the room to see if he’d disturbed anything. Everything seemed in its place.

He quietly closed the door. And unexpectedly turned to face the head butler who, it seems, hadn’t moved a step since Kossov entered the room.

Might I help you with something, sir?”, he asked.

Is there a hollow tree just outside of this town?”

Certainly sir, just north of the city limits on the main road. We use it as a de facto post office, sir. Did you want to mail a letter?”

I’ll manage. Thank you for your time. I’ll see you tomorrow, at the reading of the will”

Bring a swim suit, Dr. Kossov. We have a Slip ‘n Slide out back that we use on special occasions”

11 thoughts on “My Mystery, Cha Eleven

  1. I honestly laughed out loud at: “There it was: Jackpot! Also by Sammy Davis Junior” This maid is a hoot. I like what you have done with her. She always keeps me guessing but never surprises me. I like that in a maid.

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    1. She’s a fun character to work with. I honestly didn’t know, when I started that chapter, that Sammy Davis jr would be such a big part of it.

      I’m glad you are still reading it, Robyn. I haven’t seen anything by you in a while, though…

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      1. I know. I thought about that a lot this week. It sounds sad, but I just don’t feel like I have anything to say. Maybe something will work its way out soon. I’ll keep reading though, so that is something!

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      2. We all need time off. And, you’ve been under more stress than usual with the covid and the schools and the extra precautions. I don’t envy you… except maybe your hair…

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